Semi-cohesive

I’m back. 

And still using his dammed thing wrong, because this post will not have a single picture, reblog, or meme to share.

But it’s three in the morning, I’m angry, and the amount of fucks I give at this point are so insubstantial, you’d have to L’Hopital that shit until your fingers bleed.

Yay, lame math jokes. 

Besides, being that it’s three in the morning, the followers I have (a number only slightly higher than the amount of fucks I give) won’t see this, because between now and the time they log on, their dashes will have exploded with the daily lulz.

Amazing how the old sarcasm came back to me.

That’s all cool though. For anyone who IS reading this, your jaws have just dropped, and I’m sure you’re thinking, “Ah this bitch again.”

This (hopefully) brief foray back into Tumblr was spawned, not out of a sudden need to conform to what’s popular, but because I had a stroke of angry vanity and began reading through my old tweets, happened to come across a link to my own blog and decided to read that as well. 

And I got to thinking, as I read along, “I used to kind of enjoy this.” Until, y’know. I got lazy.

Now would be the time where most people would catch up their followers on what’s happened to them since they’ve gone AWOL. 

Haha, naw. I’m going to vaguely bitch about why I’m angry.

Turn back now, and by God, if you made it this far you seriously need some help.

I’m going to try to do this without sounding like an angsty keyboard wielding 15 year old. I’m an adult, goddammit, and I intend to act like one.

Actually, scratch that. I had a whole three paragraphs of bullshit written, and I erased it. I’m angry, I don’t know exactly why, but I have a general idea and I know none of you wants to hear me complain. 

You’re all glad that I figured that out in time didn’t you? The mention of those three paragraphs and counting sent a shiver down your spine huh?

There is one thing though, that makes me see red on a consistent basis. I want my  vengeance, seven times over. 

I almost forgot, the most important of social networking sites…

Wait I got Twitter already.

Anyway,

Happy Birthday Lexi c:

rawrboo245:

“Maybe people aren’t that bad.. Maybe they’ve changed over the summer or maybe I was just overreacting..”

First day of school:

“I was wrong, I still hate all of you bitches.”

More Laughs Here

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCbkeUxkbYc&list=FLyxhWjTXF32c&index=1

Newest 10 Years video “Fix Me”

also could be the newest installment of “Lick of the Day”

or both.

Either way,  check it out.